An in-house studio presentation
Orientation and instructional short films for the people who actually do the work. Cinematic visuals. A narrator who means every word. We are aware of the contradiction. We have chosen to proceed.
“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little bit extra.” — Our narrator, completely sincere
Scene 1 · About the studio
ItsTheCornDog Productions makes short orientation and instructional films for workers. The goal is simple: explain how the job works, why each step matters, and keep people watching long enough for it to stick.
Our style pairs polished, cinematic footage with a narrator who takes himself very seriously. The facts are straight. The delivery is deadpan. The jokes land because he doesn't realize he's telling them.
Scene 2 · Now in production
A series of training films for Emerald Steel Processing in Madison Heights, Michigan, following the steel from the moment it arrives to the moment it ships.
The series opener. Every department's output is the next department's input, and this film shows how the hand-offs fit together and why each one matters to the people downstream.
Release date: when it's ready. Our narrator insists that is a date.
Scene 3 · The screening room
Finished films will play here. For now, please enjoy these placeholders, which are also shot with great care.
Scene 4 · Contact
We're setting up a proper way to reach us. Until then, please stand by. Our narrator is standing by too. He's very good at it.